Some Technical Glitches, Some Little Bitches · Jun 2, 11:25 PM
Seriously, the server ate my homework. It ate the password to my own website and pretended not to know me when I’d try to log in (he wouldn’t be the first), and just when I got my password reset, the email that contained my password was mysteriously eaten by my computer. I lost all my April and May emails!
Tres bizarre. And speaking of tres, bad things come in threes, right? So here are mine for the month:
1) a homeless guy threw up all over me in the lobby of the Sony Metreon in San Francisco the other night
2) my computer ate every single important email from the last two months
3) my boyfriend just hung up on me and turned off his phone
It’s Friday night, eleven pm. I’ve consulted with every one of my friends still awake. They’re all, “Is he going to calm down and call you?” And I’m all, “Yeah, when he graduates from kindergarten.”
But life is actually wonderful. I had the best Memorial Day Weekend partying with Anna at her pool and taking a limousine bus up to Sonoma for wine tasting, scandals and wedding crashing. I think we were thrown out of the last winery. I think we disturbed a wedding party. And I think the guy in front of me was making out with a girl whose boyfriend was passed out in the seat next to them. I definitely saw his forearm disappear under her skirt. Euuuw.
In other news, next week I’m off to Vegas because I’ve been invited to cover the very unconventional YearklyKos convention for a documentary book project. That’s right- Vegas. Just the place for a disgruntled girlfriend!
The YearlyKos convention is going to be amazing- there will be some serious politicos there, and hopefully some really hot, liberally minded boys ready to console me. I mean, I’m going to be thrust deep into the world of hard hitting issues, exploring multiple positions on the issues, and in and out of semenars the whole time. Right?
So I’m back, glitches, little bitches and all.