Transylvania, Here I Come! · Aug 4, 10:34 PM
Right back where Dracula started from…
I have dreamed of this trip. It has come creeping into my bedroom late at night; I can hear its howls at the full moon. Soon, I will be deep in the Carpathian mountains trying to unearth undead secrets from six hundred years ago.
My gothic heart skips a beat and yearns for that most debonaire of dark princes. September 1st, I travel to Transylvania. Creatures of the night, what beautiful music I will make with you…
(not to mention a certain nightclub owner in Bucharest with whom I once hid from the burning sun until our passions were done.
And after our passions were sated and I lay there, naked, wondering how I had let this man consume me, I noticed a book on his nightstand entitled, “How to Hypnotize Women,” but more on that later…)
In other news, I met Lorenzo Lamas the other night…
And I met Tyler, one of the Hippies who won The Amazing Race. Seriously, he was modeling…
