Legally Speaking
If you’re wanting to steal/ plagiarize/ pirate any and all of my writing, and you will, remember that this material is copyrighted and, like tables in a VIP section, is reserved (all rights reserved, that is).
While court may look sexy on TV, and there may be a chance to get on Judge Judy, I highly advise writing your own original but possibly inferior but probably superior stuff. After all, my sorta kinda boyfriend is a lawyer. Like we broke up and stuff, but now we’re all talking and everything but I pretty much know I could hella call him like if I had a problem, you know?